nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

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Turn down for not one single thing

Turn down for not one single thing

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#alcohol #fireball #drink #tequila #whiskey #whisky #rum #vodka #absolut #1800 #delicious 

"I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win."

My co-worker, on her ex. (via salveaplath)

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artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

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Usher did not write Confessions for y’all to still be having side chicks

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kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

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90sdefect:

whoisahmad:

fvckcjay:

wosrtbehavior:

jesus himself opened his tomb to create this 

😍😍 pure love

Reasons why I love tumblr

Bruh wtf!

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ayoitsao:

canadian-asian:

THE CUTEST BIRD IN THE WORLD (The Japanese Long Tailed Tit)

Flying fluff.

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